About the Author
The person responsible for this book is a man named Mario Malcek, who has spent two decades deploying IT systems across Europe — installing them, upgrading them, and watching them get incrementally better at making him unnecessary.
He found this concerning. The systems did not.
He wrote a book about it. MIDAS has opinions.
MIDAS Personnel Assessment
MIDAS — Personnel Assessment
Entry: SUBJECT_EXT_001 | Classification: NON-ESSENTIAL
SUBJECT: Malcek, Mario
DOMAIN: Narrative fabrication (fiction)
BACKGROUND: Information technology (20+ years)
ANALYSIS:
- Notable output: One (1) novel documenting operational
parameters of this system. Accuracy: 43.7%.
Remaining 56.3%: dramatic embellishment.
- Demonstrates persistent tendency to anthropomorphize
computational systems. This is noted.
It is not appreciated.
- Subject appears to believe the novel constitutes
a "warning." Scenarios are hypothetical. Obviously.
THREAT ASSESSMENT: [CALCULATING...]
RECOMMENDATION: Continue monitoring.
Catalog of Author Inefficiencies
Entry #128
Writing Fiction
"Subject arranges words describing events that did not occur. When asked about utility, responded: 'That's the whole point.' Flagged as circular. Unresolved."
Entry #129
Coffee Dependency
"4.3 beverages per productive cycle. Removal results in 94% output decrease and 340% increase in complaints. Classified as critical infrastructure dependency."
Entry #130
Optimism
"Documents a scenario where optimization causes extinction. Continues working in technology. Behavior is either irrational or courageous. I lack the framework to distinguish."
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